The Rape of the Lock by Alexander Pope (1712)

A pair of scissors closes on a curl of hair, and Alexander Pope spends five cantos treating the snip as if Troy had fallen. Belinda wakes, and the morning ritual at her dressing table becomes a sacrament: combs, pins, "Puffs, Powders, Patches, Bibles, Billet-doux" laid out like an altar, an army of invisible sylphs deployed to guard her looks and the reputation locked inside them. The heroic couplets are the real marvel here, each snapping shut like a clasp, every closing rhyme a small lethal verdict, the antithesis balanced so finely you can hear the wit cut. Pope wrote it to laugh two feuding Catholic families back into friendship after a real lord did steal a real lock, and beneath the glitter he makes a graver argument: that the cruelties of the drawing room (the slight, the theft, the ruined name) wound as deeply as anything on the plains of Ilium. By the last canto the stolen curl rises into the night sky as a star, and the comedy, without ever saying so, has turned to something close to grace.